Worth much more than 40 Carrots

Dear Best Yogurt Ever,

Others have tried but no one compares to you, 40 Carrots Yogurt. Your thick and creamy texture, tart taste, and abundant size have me hooked for life.

I used to have a serious commitment problem but you have changed me. I will glady get on the crowded six trains, brave Bloomingdales, and wait in a ridiculous line for you.

XOXO, forever yours,
Yogurt Face