I gotta tella you...

My dearest Nutella,

How can you be more perfect? You turn virtually any bread-product into a veritable explosion of creamy nutty chocolateyness. I don't know what I love more...your silky-smooth texture, or your delicious hazelnut flavor. What I DO know is that you'll forever be stocked in my pantry...ready to be laid bare upon my crunchy crunchy toast.