Bacon O' Bacon... Where art thy bacon?

O' Bacon...
How I yearn for your deliciousness,
Your flavorful crispiness a delight to my senses.
The way you mingle devilishly with tomato and lettuce, squeezing in between two slices of rye making my mouth water.
You are the only reason i get up in the morning, and i fall asleep dreaming of your smell, awaiting your touch on my tongue when i awake...
O' Bacon...
How I DO love you.