1. I saw you naked and I liked it.
I was mid-plate when I ran out of tomato sauce; I realized I Love You Just the Way You Are.
2. When I was younger my housekeeper would say to me: "Quieres que te haga orejas de murcielago?" (Do you want me to make you some ears of bats?)
3. Little Torts: folded flaps, little presents. My teeth crush through your chewy outer layer and dive into a cheese and garlic pillow. Pasta flesh-colored, contrasted by chunky red tomato sauce....