Let's focus on what's important

People have made your smell a big deal. Truth be told, when I'm in humid Singapore, I often find myself wondering whether I'm smelling you or someone's body odor--and yet it doesn't bother me. Let's focus on what's important, here: you taste best when you are smelly. You are divine.

When you emerge in pieces from the fridge, cold and moist, I choose your best bits, your slightly wrinkled, two seed covered flesh.

I need to re-hydrate after consuming you. Sometimes, I even gargle with salt water. But don't you think for one second that either of these things bother me.