I love you when you're tender, but not too tender...

My dearest Bacon,

When you're just a little bit crispy and a little bit crunchy, you are such a joy to eat. I can hardly think of anything else when you're with me. I only have breakfast for you. But sometimes, when others are around...I don't order you. Ours is a secret love. Not to be shared with others...

Love,
Matt